The Traveling Wombury is running "mile repeats" with David, then it's off to Walmart for an eye exam to get contacts. Why is the Wombury getting contacts?
Because you can't box wearing spectacles, and the Traveling Wombury is looking into boxing lessons. Part of the Getting Tough Betty Ford Rehab process. The Wombury has wanted to learn how to box since he was in the first grade and chickened out in fight with Johnny Hurley. This pattern continued on up until a few years ago, when he was in bar in New York poked a man in the eyes out of fear. But first the Wombury accused the individual of impersonating a mentally handicapped peoples. This was not a peace-making statement.
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Let us hope that you do not get boxed so hard your contacts fall out, get stepped upon, and you then get laser eye surgery.
Let's hope I get pummeled. The Wombury needs to confront his fear of pain. The Wombury does not like pain. Ask his cousin who almost beat the tar out of the Wombury once 17 years ago, but stopped short because the Wombury was crying like a little baby. Maybe if his cousin had throttled him back then, the Wombury wouldn't need to go to Lafayette, CO to seek the answers to life's questions. Thanks cuz.
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